It was the previous day to my semester exam.'I was sincerely studying for my exams' atleast this is what my mother thought.I dont know why all mothers believe their sons to be so good. Before she decided to make a call to me she doubted whether she would be disturbing me.ofcourse she was disturbing me from chatting to my friends on 'ajith vs vijay' the only topic in which all boys would take a stand.
she had called me to inform that my uncle had planned to have his house warming function on 27th dec,next day to my last exam. I have a doubt whether anna university schedule were considered before fixing the date for the function.If it was not the function of so called 'close relatives' i would have not been compelled by mom to attend the function.So i had no other choice rather than to hear hundreds of "epdi padikara? nalla height aita etc etc"
Only then i remembered that my close friend's sister's marriage was to be held on 27th dec. Thank god i had a valid reason to bunk my uncle's function. If you are a student you wont find anything unusual in the word bunk.The good thing about indian culture is that there are lot of functions and are only few auspicious days.
Ofcourse i wanted to attend the marriage but the marriage was to be held at salem which means it would cost me rs.500(including travel+gift+food).For students especially hostelites the only problem we have is money. when i calculated the budget to be rs.500,the first thing came to my mind was a full bottle of booze.Thanks to my government for not rising the price of alcohol as petrol. whenever something competes with booze obviously the 'something' loses.so i had concrete reasons to both my uncle and my friend.Ofcourse i have to make sure that they both dont meet eachother.
It was 27th dec,11pm.I was so guilty that i lied to my close friend and my uncle.'When am i going to be true to my close ones if not in these occasions.I could not believe i betrayed them for just some bleddy alcohol'. when these thoghts were running on my mind i got whacked by one of my friend for vomitting on his new mobile phone.Only then i realised that these thoughts were effect of half bottle signature that i had consumed.
she had called me to inform that my uncle had planned to have his house warming function on 27th dec,next day to my last exam. I have a doubt whether anna university schedule were considered before fixing the date for the function.If it was not the function of so called 'close relatives' i would have not been compelled by mom to attend the function.So i had no other choice rather than to hear hundreds of "epdi padikara? nalla height aita etc etc"
Only then i remembered that my close friend's sister's marriage was to be held on 27th dec. Thank god i had a valid reason to bunk my uncle's function. If you are a student you wont find anything unusual in the word bunk.The good thing about indian culture is that there are lot of functions and are only few auspicious days.
Ofcourse i wanted to attend the marriage but the marriage was to be held at salem which means it would cost me rs.500(including travel+gift+food).For students especially hostelites the only problem we have is money. when i calculated the budget to be rs.500,the first thing came to my mind was a full bottle of booze.Thanks to my government for not rising the price of alcohol as petrol. whenever something competes with booze obviously the 'something' loses.so i had concrete reasons to both my uncle and my friend.Ofcourse i have to make sure that they both dont meet eachother.
It was 27th dec,11pm.I was so guilty that i lied to my close friend and my uncle.'When am i going to be true to my close ones if not in these occasions.I could not believe i betrayed them for just some bleddy alcohol'. when these thoghts were running on my mind i got whacked by one of my friend for vomitting on his new mobile phone.Only then i realised that these thoughts were effect of half bottle signature that i had consumed.
u have a nice humour sense sir..better develop tat..gud story ..but v want som msg sir..
ReplyDeleteellam ok... when did u have tat signature?? dhroogi !! kooptiya da!!
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